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©2005-2009 ~IllBleedBlack
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For sale: Canada.

I inherited Canada from my late, great grandfather, Abraham Lincoln. I am a legitimate EBAY seller. Like my great grandfather said, I can not tell a lie. Purchase includes: a few million slaves... I mean "citizens", a bunch of hosers, and Canadian geese. We have 13 Provinces I think, which isn't quite 50, but close enough. To make up for the other 37, we'll throw in a bunch of snow and more maple leaves than God intended. Because I have no use for ice ballerinas hitting black disks with sticks, I will throw them and their beloved "cup" in for the winner. A portion of the money I receive will be used to fix Jean Crétien's crooked smile.

I only accept payment in US currency.


This was an auction that my bestest best friend JJ put up on eBay. He had to take it down though, the bids got too high.. above is the description he had. I thought it was funny.

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:iconsparklingdiamond1984:
what the blue fuck? I want canada!!!!!!

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"Thrashing down to broken steps, Swaying with out sound,this shall be our one last dance, and the music tapers out."
:iconsparklingdiamond1984:
wait can I have the hockey players?

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"Thrashing down to broken steps, Swaying with out sound,this shall be our one last dance, and the music tapers out."
:iconsparklingdiamond1984:
oooo I wanr man slaves can we have man slaves! I have one already he cooks for me! I call him Tobey :)

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"Thrashing down to broken steps, Swaying with out sound,this shall be our one last dance, and the music tapers out."
:icontzipora:
George Washington was the one that said "I cannot tell a lie" by the way.

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BadMovieSkunk (11:38:25 PM): someone made a MySpace for furries.....
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:iconillbleedblack:
Aww... You can have the man slaves AND the hockey players. But you have to be nice and make sure they stay on their leashes. No letting them go this time. You remember what happened the last time. HAHA.. Love ya chica.

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Remember kids Spooning leads to Forking :fork:
:iconillbleedblack:
He knows. That was part of the joke.

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Remember kids Spooning leads to Forking :fork:
:iconsparklingdiamond1984:
it's not my fault-they ran right in front of the truck-it was the drivers fault he was drunk damnit!

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"Thrashing down to broken steps, Swaying with out sound,this shall be our one last dance, and the music tapers out."
:iconillbleedblack:
HAHAHA... You were supposed to keep them on the leash. Geez. I give you one simple assignment and you kill our hottness. I AM NEVER TRUSTING YOU WITH OUR MALE SLAVES AGAIN!!! HAHA!! Miss ya chica. Later... IM me sometime Burytheyears

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Remember kids Spooning leads to Forking :fork:
:iconpippinincarnate:
omg, that jsut made my day! pure comedic genius!

uahh! I'd bid, just for the stanley cup!! our team was so close this year ;_;

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Feccagar: "no, I meant when we meet every thursday for waxing the trees...people might supect something about us...

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